MSA Members of the Week - Brothers

THIS WEEKS MSA MEMBERS ARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MSA GENERATION NEXT DINNER ON SUNDAY APRIL 9, 2006. REMEMBER TO BUY YOUR TICKETS.  - MASEER

Name: Ammar Awwad
If you can see your breath outside on a cold day, could you see your fart? Yes you can
Why don’t you ever see baby pigeons? They are in nests in apartment buildings.
Why is a person that plays a piano a pianist, but a person that drives a race car not called a racist? Race car drivers should be racist because there are no black people (well i think there is one)
Why is it that when a door is open its ajar, and when a jar is open its not adoor? I don’t know (no he doesn’t)
Is there a certain temerature at which it stops being qulaified as cold? 35 – 40 degrees
At what temp does it qualify as hot? 120 degrees
 

Name: Tarik Bazzy
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter? I have no idea. Pens can be stolen, doors can’t.
Why do they have handicap parking spaces in front of skating rinks? For spectators (fair enough)
If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from, then what is baby oil made from? Baby fetuses (that’s nasty)
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends? She’s not popular without her friends.
If you’re in hell and your mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? (asks little brother…), go to UMD.
If you take an oriental and spin him around, does he become disoriented? Of course, you can still be oriental and disoriented.
 

What questions would you like the brothers to answer?  Email Maseer Rabbaig.

MSA MemberS of the Week - Sisters

Name: Huda Fahmy
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are
the others here for? to bake me pie.
How can you tell when sour cream goes bad? when it starts threatening the lives of the other condiments.
If you were born again, what era would you like to be born in? the very last one
Can you cry under water? I probably can, but i cry better under pressure--Bada Boom
Do animals dream? does anyone care?
Did you ever break a dish while cleaning? my God, all the time
do you sing in the shower or do you dance? i shower in the shower.

Name: Noora Mothana
Where were your parents born? Somewhere I've never been, heaven. Or as u hipsters call it nowadays….YEMEN.
Have you ever been in a school play? Yeah, I played a girl. ;)
Do you have cable? Depends on whose reading this. Cops/FBI/My Neighbor….no. Random person who doesn't know where I live, yeah. See in my neighborhood we believe in sharing. It's sort of like the modernized form of zakat. The only difference is that they're giving w/o knowing it. And in return, Allah (swt) will insha'Allah reward them for helping those of "less fortune".
Ever prank call any one? Astaghfirallah! (trying to keep a straight face)
What is your favorite pizza topping? Extra cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssse, but if you don't want to count that as a topping, then I also thoroughly enjoy bisbas. And while were on the subject of thorough enjoyment, I also enjoy candle light dinners, long walks on the beach……
Are you a good cook? I can cook up the baddest burnt scrambled eggs w/ a side of blackened toast. And if u want freshly squeezed orange juice, then u can squeeze it urself.
Did you ever dream about Sponge Bob? No, I prefer the man I dream about to be a bit tanner. Squidward on the other hand….....;)

What questions would you like the sisters to answer?  Email Amal Hassan.