MSA Members of the Week - Brothers

THIS WEEKS MSA MEMBERS ARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY MY ANTHROPOLOGY PAPER DUE ON THURSDAY.  - MASEER

Name: Awais Alam
How did it come about that men wore pants and women wore skirts? Because men legs are hairy and women legs are not hairy (well that isn’t necessarily true…)
Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla, because I don’t like chocolate
Would you rather have the ability to fly, read people's mind, or be invisible? Be invisible so I can see everything
What would a fly without wings be called? Falling (?)
What happens to the rest of the swimmers if a synchronized swimmer drowns? They keep swimming
What sound does a bunny make? They don’t make sounds but they make a sort of soft car engine sound (?)

Name: Hodhaifa Kouider
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs. Is that the one that brings the babies or the chocolate? (hmm…to answer your question it’s the chocolate. It’s the stork that brings the babies)
Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables? Neither, they’re ketchup (well geez Hodhaifa, I didn’t know that)
Can a person with no ears wear glasses? They can with tape
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities they are put in a mental hospital, but when a child has imaginary friends, it’s cute? (hodhaifa giggles, plays with the camera, avoids the question, it’s too much for him to think about)
Do stairs go up or down? They go up but you go down
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say “i think i’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”? Samad (well this answer is wrong on a lot of fronts, not to mention when Samad reads this he will have a few words with Mr. Kouider)
 

What questions would you like the brothers to answer?  Email Maseer Rabbaig.

MSA MemberS of the Week - Sisters

Name: Ummehaany Jameel
1- Did you ever burn anything? Yes, I burned my hand when I was little. I was trying to help my mom make rice.
2- Do you know how to cook? Yes, I love cooking. It's one of my favorite hobbies.
3- What is your favorite ethnic food? My favorite ethnic food could be anything that involves rice and
chicken.
4- If you can transform into any other form of living what would it be? I would probably like to be a dolphin.
5- if you can meet someone right now who would it be? I would want to meet the Prophet (PBUH). There's so much I want to ask him.
6- Multiple choice or essay? I like tests that are half multiple choice and half essay.
7- How many stuffed animals do you have? I have a few stuffed animals...Most of them are buried somewhere in my closet...

Name: Rania Masri
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? To take advantage of the people that are here to help others.
How can you tell when sour cream goes bad? When it stops being cream.
if you were born again, what era would you like to be born in? The 600's.
If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat? Because moving your tail doesn't count as swimming. And because losing fat is hopeless :)
Can you cry under water? Probably, but you might drown yourself if you cry too hard (can't breathe).
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Because only banks can grow money, but they won't share the love.
Do animals dream? Maybe the smart ones dream - to keep their brains working.

What questions would you like the sisters to answer?  Email Amal Hassan.